Food Network Humor

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For anyone that watches the Food Network as much as I do, this blog is a must read. It's HILARIOUS.

One post example:

(These are actual government safety cards/images – reworked as Food Network warning signs:)

If Bobby Flay’s rooftop grill explodes, run like hell and don’t stop ’til you hit Brooklyn.

Always wash your hands after coming into contact with Guy Fieri.

Sandra Lee’s cooking may cause digestive discomfort. Also, your respiratory system may shut down.

If you hear Melissa D’Arabian dispensing advice about food, shield your ears as quickly as possible.

Electricity can not penetrate Ina Garten’s BMW sport wagon.

Do not steal from Rachael Ray’s pantry or filing cabinet.

If Giada’s boobs are hanging out, alert your friends by blowing your whistle. If you’re bald, just yell really loudly.

To avoid unpleasant surprises and sights that will scar you for life, always listen at the door before entering a room the Neely’s are occupying.

Always think carefully after you’ve been sprayed with Paula Deen’s radioactive hairspray.

Remember to read and comment on Food Network Humor as much as possible during your workday.